There is no rhyme or reason, I know,
To my love of gadgets, big and small.
No matter the costs of the bells and whistles,
I will not rest until I have bought them all.
BBQ grills with the kitchen sink attached,
And electric lawnmowers that need no gas.
Planters that water themselves during the day
Make my little pea-picking heart beat extra fast.
Summer is probably the worst time for me,
For daily there’s a new merchandise barrage.
Then it’s off to buy the newest gadgets
That will probably never leave the garage.