Fair Warning: Stay Out of My Orbit

I am not a great driver,

Haven’t driven in nearly a year.

I’m erratic behind the wheel,

Leaping from petulant to affable, I fear.

So, I warn everyone in my orbit,

If you see me coming, watch out!

It would be better for you

If you simply took another route.

Written for the Weekend Writing Prompt from Sammiscribbles: Orbit in 50 words exactly. Also, used the prompts from the Three Things Challenge from Pensitivity 101: leaping, erratic, and driver.